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"YOU'RE nervous? From over 80 years of funny quotes in film, here are our 50 favorites. What one finds funny, another finds off-color or out-of-touch. — Cher Horowitz, Clueless, 11. Said, ‘What do we do with the useless boob?’, and God created man.”
          A Prairie Home Companion (2006) – Dusty (Woody Harrelson) 37. If you lose a leg, we'll help you look for it.”      A Night at the Opera (1935) – Otis B. Driftwood (Groucho Marx)41. "Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your       stature." “I don’t want to survive. It was like a dream. — Mushu, Mulan, 34. — The Captain, Wall-E, 20. Please vote as you browse around to help the best rise to the top. “There's only two things I hate in this world. "I'm Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States.”
          An Inconvenient Truth (2006) – Al Gore (himself)48. — Oliver T'sien, Crazy Rich Asians, 9. “I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”      So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) – Charlie Mackenzie (Mike Myers)40. I would catch it." 'cause if it leaks to the V.C. Give me frogs! — Miranda Priestly, The Devil Wears Prada, 8. "All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle, and a silly old hamster! Photo: Watchworthy. Totally have it!" "If I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd like this. "Well, I've read through that Handbook For The Recently Deceased. Funny '80s Movie Quotes The 1980s can be deemed as a high point for comedy movies that made audiences split their sides laughing. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.”
          What About Bob? Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!" 1. "Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? Klaus: A true selfless act always sparks another. Seventeen participates in various affiliate marketing programs, which means we may get paid commissions on editorially chosen products purchased through our links to retailer sites. "If they got me, got me got me, I got to get them, get them, get them." Feh! "Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish!" The greatest, funniest, and most iconic movie and TV quotes from your all-time favorite comedies (and a few you probably haven’t seen). — Twilight, 7. "I share a drawer with a phone book and she’s got two closets?" "Supermodels - ha! More Klaus quotes. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”
         Airplane (1980) – Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty)10. From over 80 years of funny quotes in film, here are our 50 favorites. Antz (1998) - Z (Woody Allen)45. "I know you've been embezzelin' my pizzas, and I will catch you eventually. Buggin’ Whatever A full-on Monet The list could go on and on, but these are some of the standouts that Alicia Silverstone’s Cher had on rotation. And a body that could melt a cheese       sandwich from across the room. I used to rub the dirty       parts.”
          Bananas (1971) – Fielding Mellish (Woody Allen)8. "I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!" Sons of the pharaohs! Funniest movies quote one-liners to keep you laugh or at least smile when you remember the movie. The       winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed ‘some kind of       beef.’”
          Meatballs (1979) – Tripper (Bill Murray)9. We've got a god for everything. An 11 year-old is cutting my hair!" "I may have trouble remembering my own name, or what country I live in, but there are two things I can't seem to forget: that my own daughter threw me into a nursing home, and that she ate Minny's s*it." It’s like I have ESPN or something.”
          Mean Girls (2004) – Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried)21. Add your own! Wanna see my ID? "Ain't nobody coming to see you, Otis!" I have a fifth sense. Funniest Movie Quotes: A collection of some of the funniest film quotes from the last 50 years. '”      Keeping Mum (2005) – Rev. "Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues." 25 Best Harrison Ford Movie Quotes of All Time Parade Magazine - Lindsay Lowe Harrison Ford’s career has spanned more than 50 years, but he made his big break with his debut as Han Solo in 1977’s Star Wars and as Indiana Jones … We celebrate with the best quotes from the comedy classic. "If I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd like this. It leaves a dull impression on her mind.”      Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) – Butch Cassidy (Paul Newman)50. Bianca: I think you can in Europe. Kori Williams is the Editorial Fellow at Seventeen and covers celebrities, pop culture, music and what’s interesting on the internet. — Dr. James Possible, Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama, 44. "You're like a snack-sized Denzel." “Time wounds all heels.”
          Go West (1940) – S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx)12. (1991) – Bob Wiley (Bill Murray)13. “We Romans are rich. “Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I never tried.”
          Klondike Annie (1936) – The Frisco Doll (Mae West) 43. — Barley, Onward, 21. “I have an interesting case. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.' “I fart in your general direction. Let’s get the flock out of here.”      Lethal Weapon (1987) – Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson)16. 50 of the Funniest Movie Quotes Ever NextMovie Staff 06/19/2013. 1. Woman stood before God, with the middle breast       in hand. When you're the middle child in a       family of five million, you don't get any attention." “There's only two things I hate in this world. Comedy . "If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess." — Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Edward Cullen: "It's the national pastime." You know how that thrills me." 1. — Sherk, Sherk 2, 39. 25. So scroll and find your funniest movie quotes below. A good comedy — … "The best thing about visiting the President is the food! — Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson, Central Intelligence, 31. About Reel Life | Quote Feed | Submit a Quote | Contact Us | Privacy Policy | Sitemap. Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! There Will Be Blood (2007) The fervor around "I drink your milkshake" was … 1. Jess Denham @jess_denham. “Even Oedipus didn't see his mother coming.”
          Basic Instinct 2 (2006) – Catherine Tramell (Sharon Stone)11. We also prefer one quote rather than a dialogue to set it up. “When women go wrong, men go right after them.”      She Done Him Wrong (1933) – Lady Lou (Mae West)27. — Jay, Men in Black, 43. — Stitch, Lilo & Stitch, 4. All rights reserved. Let's be co-people.”      Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) – Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell)14. "What is this? Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) – French Soldier (John Cleese)15. Funny The Office Quotes Worthy of The Dundie Awards. 26. and then we'd all       be put out on K.P.”. The Japanese version of the line — "Kimi no hitomi ni kanpai'' — literally … Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?”      The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear (1991) – Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)3. Clear?" “The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”
          Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) – Cliff Stern (Woody Allen)18. “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
          Animal House (1978) – Dean Wormer (John Vernon)23. We rounded up some of the funniest movie quotes from the best movies over the past 30 years. “Hey, don't knock masturbation. “When God created woman, he gave her not two breasts but three. "A jester unemployed is nobody's fool." And now I think I'll have one on toast! They’re upstairs in my       socks.”
          A Night at the Opera (1935) – Otis B. Driftwood (Groucho Marx)20. “I don't date these girls because they're well-read. But once in a while can't you choose       someone else?”      Fiddler on the Roof (1971) – Tevye (Topol) 49. “Some people play hard to get. "What... How... Oh, look at this! "Liar! And many famous quotes have originated from movies. Spoiled, stupid little stick-figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. “If we bury you ass up, I’ve got a place to park my bike”. Whether you’re a film buff or enjoy watching the occasional movie on Netflix, memorable movie phrases have likely made their way into your everyday vocabulary, presentations, or water cooler talk. This escape for sometime, for a good laugh, is worth it. “God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at       cocktail parties.”
          Hackers (1995) – Kate Libby (Angelina Jolie)17. “I'm a mog - half man, half dog. — Drax, Guardians of the Galaxy. Drew?" We were       compelled to live on food and water for several days.”      My Little Chickadee (1940) – Cuthbert J. Twillie (W.C. Fields)39. “I couldn't believe it was her. "Nothing goes over my head. "Doesn't everyone think they're different but, pretty much, we're all different in the same way? “You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.”
             Animal Crackers (1930) – Captain Spaulding (Groucho Marx)35. Arthur (1981) - Hobson (John Gielgud) 42. I used to design for GODS!" A school for ants?" Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, right? Nothing super about them. 2. “Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. So I picked up a knife, and told him it was his fault I was           stabbing him.”
          Living Out Loud (1998) – Liz Bailey (Queen Latifah)
46. "Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?" — Tony Stark, The Avengers, 14. Best comedy movie quotes of all time. Best movie quotes. You may be able to find more information about this and similar content at piano.io, "The Perfectionists" Chris Joining "Riverdale" S5, Selena Reveals Release Date for "Selena + Chef" S2, “Bridgerton” Fans Seem to Have Found S2 Clue, "Riverdale" Season 5 to Crossover with Katy Keene, "CAOS" Creator Hints at the Future of the Series, Netflix Movies to Watch When You Need a Good Cry, 10 Gossip Girl Gifts Blair Waldorf Would LOVE. “Don’t ever hit your mother with a shovel. You will remember the movie scenes that you love. Airplane!, the greatest parody movie of all time, turns 40 today. Mass Hysteria! " — Rex Kramer, Airplane! Klaus . "McLovin? They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!" The best movie quotes of 2018, as voted by visitors to moviemistakes.com. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." It's probably safe to assume that the most-quoted genre in all of cinema is probably comedy. Funny Christmas movie quotes include the absolute most hilarious lines from holiday comedy movies. “I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of       elderberries. Famous and Funny Movie Quotes That’ll Leave You in Splits. Which quotes from funny Christmas movies?From modern Christmas movie classics like A Christmas Story and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation to the newest holiday movie releases like Arthur Christmas, these movies keep us laughing long after Santa arrives, gifts are opened and … "Do you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensemble-y challenged?'" I want to live.” — Chiwetel Ejiofor as Solomon Northup in 12 Years a Slave. You and your friends probably quote your favorite movies all the time when you need a good laugh, or the perfect selfie caption. “Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.”      City Slickers (1991) - Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal)26. 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed? Christmas with the Kranks (based on John Grisham's Skipping Christmas) is a memorable holiday movie starring Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis.The renowned actors play a husband and wife, Luther and Nora Krank. The Court Jester (1955) - Hubert Hawkins (Danny Kaye)24. Movie . — Tess Coleman/Anna Coleman, Freaky Friday, 36. Here are the funniest movie quotes ever. Flies! Comedy movies have a way of helping us escape reality, and bring us into their world of fun, laughter, and hilarious punchlines. Locusts! "I drink your milkshake." Look at       these! 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